What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : Sure.

My girlfriend lied and said she never gave oral until me. She was very skilled. I’m upset with her lying. Do I dump her?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Why am I peeing so much without drinking a lot of water? I checked my blood sugar and it is normal. Could it be something else?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

How did you get to be a leftist?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : I don't drink

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

How many wishes do people get on their birthday?

Me : Thank you.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

What do all Indian parents have in common?

He : Tea ?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : No

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : I'm 24.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

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He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Does Taylor Swift actually play the guitar, or is it a prop?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.